dear party bus,

why are you so dang expensive? can't two friends rent a simple party bus for them and some of their friends and not pay 300 bucks an hour for it? why also does your inside look so disco-y?

also, why tonight were we so stuck on the party bus idea for our joint birthday bash when i have never once, not once had an urge to ride in a party bus? especially after seeing them downtown all during the summer cruising with a bunch of drunk douchebags hanging out the windows. i mean yikes party bus. yikes.


L